Friday, June 08, 2007

Fun Friday

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES ; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm actually guilty of many of these things myself!

But I would love to attend this course, just as an observer. Hee hee!

AngelConradie said...

mwaaaahahahahaaaa... can i send my 16 year old son?

Anonymous said...

To tell the truth that was merely an introductory course. Real men like myself, have slept through the following additional advanced course.

SHOES : THE BENEFITS OF 300 PAIRS.
Dress show and take home study guide.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS?
Practical guidebook to being diplomatic.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAGENTA AND RED :
COLOUR SENSITIVITY ENLIGHTENMENT.
Paint by numbers kit.

WINNING IS NOT EVERYTHING.
Self help tapes and DVD series .

UP AND DOWN.
Demonstration series with model toilet seat.

PHYSICAL WELL BEING : MUSCLE CONTROL.
Techniques to teach you how to avoid staring at pretty women other than your partner.
(No additional equipment needed).

CONFLICT AVOIDANCE :
BEATING PMS.
All terrain outdoor demonstration on how to escape from women wielding an ice-pick.

NAME RECALL : NEVER NEEDING TO FIND AN EXCUSE.
Hypno-therapy to inculcate correct name usage to avoid accidental use of the incorrect name when there is a limited supply of blood to the head on your shoulders.

ANTI-HOMEWORK AVERSION SEMINAR
Electric shock treatment to make you realise how lucky you are to have an opportunity to assist children with homework.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!

I know several people who should enrol.

krishna said...

just brian, wen is your course offered...its gr8....

ExMi said...
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